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I look forward to a time when a chicken can cross the road, without having her motives questioned.
Casio Celviano Digital Piano - 88 keys
The Casio Celviano Digital Piano produces a full grand piano sound with a keyboard the size of a small desk.
So accurate is the quality of the sound, most people are unable to distinguish between the Casio Celviano Digital Piano and a full sized grand piano!
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I went into KFC and asked for a combo.
The guy behind the counter gave me two jabs and an uppercut.
A shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man’s attention. Stay classy!
The rest of you, come with me.
I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
My Mum told me never to talk to strangers.
That's probably why I've never had a girlfriend.
I said I wanted to look like Superman and then she put my cape on back to front.
I was banned from every football ground in the country for at least 12 months yesterday.
I forgot my wedding anniversary.
I went online this morning, and my computer told me to disable cookies to open the page I wanted to view, so I snapped the legs off two gingerbread men.
Sitting on the couch together, my wife said to me, "Honey, my hands are so cold".
I said, "Great! Here, hold my beer!"